Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Top 50 Villains: 20-11

20. Wicked Witch of the West

Movie: Wizard of Oz
Year: 1939
Actress: Margaret Hamilton

Why: This green old witch use to scare the B'Jesus out of me as a kid... She lives in a dark castle with her creepy flying monkeys and has it our for Dorothy... Whether its her green skin, big nose, black hat, broomstick, or squeaky evil voice, she makes for the ultimate classic witch.

Key Line: "I'll get you My Pretty... and your little dog too!!"




19. Col. Kurtz

Movie: Apocalypse Now
Year: 1979
Actor: Marlon Brando

Why: He is a crazed renegade who has become a warlord deep in the jungles of Vietnam. He has created a colony of brainwashed prisoners, who consider him a genius and a demi-god. Col Kurtz believes what he is doing is right, and that nobody can judge him unless they've seen what he has seen. He has a demented ideology and is a serious threat to both Americans and Vietnamese alike.

Key Line: "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."


18. Hannibal Lecter

Movie: Silence of the Lambs
Year: 1991
Actor: Anthony Hopkins

Why: This intelligent psychopathic doctor has become an iconic villain in cinema history. He comes off as a rather gentle, likable person, yet has a taste for human flesh. His madness goes beyond cannibalism, when he grows infatuated with Clarice Starling. Mix some extremely creepy eyes, psychotic mind, and a dose of cannibalism and you have the madness of Hannibal Lecter, one the sickest, most disturbing villains ever.

Key Line: "Good Evening, Clarice"


17. Keyser Soze/ Verbal Kint

Movie: The Usual Suspects
Year: 1995
Actor: Kevin Spacey

Why: Verbal Kint appears to be a weak, limping, stuttering, coward of a person, yet shocks everyone when he reveals his true secret identity. Keyser Soze, is a mastermind conspirator with a very dark history and is believed to be only a myth.. The true genius of the character is not revealed until the end of the movie, when Verbal leaves the police station and slowly changes his limping stride into a smooth stride, thus revealing himself as Keyser Soze, the devil himself.

Key Line: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

16. Sauron

Movie: Lord of the Rings
Year: 2001

Why: This dark master of evil, is the key antagonist in the vast story of Lord of the Rings. After losing the ring of power, Sauron dwells in a mountain of fire as an all seeing eye in search for the ring. He unites all the evil in the land, from Saruman the White, to the dragons, the orcs, wicked men, nascals, Uruk-hai, etc.. to find his lost ring. He is the most feared force in Middle earth, with every dark creature under his control...

Key Line: "I Ssss-ee You!"


15. British Colonel William Tavington

Movie: The Patriot
Year: 2000
Actor: Jason Isaacs

Why: Set during the American Revolution, British Col. Tavington has a cruel and unethical method of war... He feels the best way to deal with American militias is to sweep each town and threaten or torture their civilians. He takes things even further after he kills not one, but two of the Patriot's sons. He is a wicked, ruthless leader without any morals.

Key Line: "The town? Burn the church."





14. Jango Fett

Movie: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Year: 2002
Actor: Temuera Morrison

Why: Similar to his son Boba Fett, Jango is simply the total package of cool. He is one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy, fully equipped with a heavy arsenal of weapons. He is a modest, mysterious character just like his son Boba, yet we actually learn more about Jango's story. He looks at his profession as merely business and not personal. One minute he is having a conversation with Obi-Wan and the next minute they are engaged in a fierce battle in the rain. He makes for the coolest villain in Star Wars.

Key Line: "Always a pleasure to meet a jedi!"


13. Lord Voldermott

Movie: Harry Potter

Year: 2005
Actor: Ralph Fiennes

Why: He is a dark wizard of great power who lived long before Harry Potter as the most feared wizard. He killed any who opposed him, including Harry's parents. The night he killed Harry's parents, he himself was killed by touching Harry. Throughout the story He-who-must-not-be-named is on a mission to regain his full power and defeat Harry once and for all.

Key Line: "Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you. I want to see the light leave your eyes."


12. Agent Smith

Movie: Matrix
Year: 1999
Actor: Hugo Weaving

Why: Agent Smith is a phenomenal villain characterized by his sunglasses and lack of emotion. As the lead agent of the Matrix, he serves as Neo's ultimate nemesis. He speaks with such subtlety, stressing his words, and emphasizing his point. He starts as an agent and than expands to a virus with the ability to multiply.. . He becomes an ultimate fighting machine stronger than the Matrix itself.

Key Line: "Mr. Anderson, you disappoint me."




11. Gollum

Movie: Lord of the Rings
Year: 2002
Actor: Peter Serkis

Why: He was once a man named Smeagol, taken over by the ring and turned into a monster. As Gollum he became a prisoner to the will of the ring. He serves as the wicked guide of Sam & Frodo constantly setting them up with peril. He appears to be faithful to the hobbits, yet is nothing but a scheming villain who only longs for the ring. In the end he refuses to let the ring fall into the fires of Mordor and ends up dying with it.

Key Line: "My P-r-r-r-ecious"

Heading back to the Fort

So it's official ladies and gentleman... after a full year of living here in Chicago, I am moving back to Fort Wayne... I have to say these last few days at Greenleaf were kind of the final straw, as my apartment pretty much went to shit, quite literally... but all in all i don't regret none of this one bit, and it has all been quite the memorable experience... I must say i am definitely looking forward to living back in Fort Wayne where i actually know people, and have a good network of friends and family... hopefully within a few weeks, i'll be able to get a job and my own place... we shall see though!! one thing at a time!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Top 50 Villains: 30-21

30. Bill the Butcher

Movie: Gangs of New York
Year: 1999
Actor: Daniel Day Lewis

Why: This gang-leading patriot is like a king in the early years of New York City. He represents the Nativist district of the "Five Points" and is more powerful than the authorities. He is an extremely patriotic and racist visionary, who believes the new Irish-Catholic immigrants are a threat to America. He is not afraid to get his hands dirty once in a while, hence the name Bill the Butcher.

Key Line: "He aint earned a death! He aint a death at my hands! No, he'll walk amongst you marked with shame, a freak worthy of Barnum's Museum of Wonders. God's only man, spared by the Butcher!"

29. Mr. Creedy

Movie: V for Vendetta
Year: 2006
Actor: Tom Piggot-Smith

Why: Set in a totalitarian British regime, Mr. Creedy serves as the head of the Secret Police and disposer of those who defy the government. His black body bags become a symbol of his cruel and unforgiving character. He despises everybody, including his boss.

Key Line: "Not so funny now is it, Funny Man?"


28. Colonel Frank Fitts

Movie: American Beauty
Year: 1999
Actor: Chris Cooper

Why: This ultra-conservative colonel has just moved into the neighborhood and simply cannot stand homosexuals. He is a strict disciplinary who constantly beats his son. His anger is truly unleashed when he believes his son is selling drugs and is a queer. He finally opens up and unleashes his insecurities to Lester Burnam, who just happens to be at the wrong end of the barrel.

Key Line: "You're damn straight I do. I'd rather you were dead than be a fuckin' faggot!"





27. Magneto

Movie: X-Men
Year: 2000
Actor: Ian McKellan

Why: Magneto is a proud evil mutant dedicated to rid the world of humanity. Due to his extreme intellegence and supreme powers of controlling metal, he is the leader of all evil mutants. He has made it his passion to take over the world. Although humans are his primary enemy, he has become the arch-nemesis of the X-Men.

Key Line: "You are a God among insects... Never let anyone tell you differently."


26. O-ren Ishii and the Crazy 88

Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Year: 2003
Actor: Lucy Lui

Why: Never has a fighting force been as awesome as the Crazy 88, led by their assassin boss O'ren "Cottonmouth" Ishii. The gang consists of both sexes and use swords as their primary weapons. Under O'ren's superior skills, comes an entire cabinet of villains just as demented as she is. First there is Sofie Fatale, second-in-command as O'ren's lawyer. Then comes Johnny Mo, the loyal leader of the 88, finally there is the very disturbed 17 year old girl named, Gogo, with a fine skill of the chain weapon.

Key Line: "The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is,... I collect your fucking head. Just like the fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"

25. King Edward Longshanks

Movie: Braveheart
Year: 1995
Actor: Patrick McGoohan

Why: King Edward Longshanks is the driving force of evil in this historical epic of Scotland vs. England. He begins his immoral campaign against Scotland by passing the law of Primae Noctis, forcing all Scottish women to give their virginity to the British. He considers his son a weakling and puts his love for England above everything else.

Key Line: "The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots."




24. Saruman

Movie: Lord of the Rings
Year: 2001
Actor: Christopher Lee

Why: This powerful wizard turns against good when hope is nearly lost. With his deep, dark voice, tall stature, and white presence, Saruman makes for a chilling servant of evil. He becomes the hand of "Sauron" and the wise leader of the Orcs. He imprisons Gandalf and forms a great army of Uruk-Hai to destroy mankind. He gets aroused at the thought of killing women and children. He is blinded by the power of the ring.

Key Line: "A New power is rising! It's victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive! To War!"


23. Capitan Vidal

Movie: Pan's Labyrinth
Year: 2006
Actor: Sergi Lopez

Why: Set during post WW2 Spain, Capitan Vidal, is an extreme fascist who has been put in charge of a military post, to wipe out rebels. He is an extremely proud man, who puts his political values above everything, even his family. He is a ruthless leader, who believes honor is what defines a man. He does not care for his dying wife nor daughter in-law, yet only for his future son and the Regime of Spain.

Key Line: "I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain."

22. Boba Fett

Movie: Star Wars
Year: 1980
Actor: Peter Bulloch

Why: As a kid obsessed with Star Wars, Boba Fett was always my favorite character. He is a bounty hunter, who captures and encases Han Solo in carbonite. The coolest thing about Boba Fett is his arsenal of weapons. He is fully equipped with a jet pack, rocket launcher, blast rifle, disrupter pistol, remote explosives, fiber chord, and a missile attached to his jet pack. He is a very mysterious character, who doesn't say much, and usually shows his approval with a modest nod of the head. There has never been a cooler action figure than Boba Fett.

Key Line: "He's no good to me dead!"



21. Sgt Bob Barnes

Movie: Platoon
Year: 1984
Actor: Thomas Beringer

Why: This conservative Sgt, has begun to grow mad during his time at Vietnam and uses alcohol as a means to escape. He begins to grow a strong dislike towards the druggies in the platoon which he calls the, "heads". As division begins to occur within the platoon, Sgt. Barnes takes the matter into his own hands by killing one of his own, the compassionate Sgt. Elias Gordan. He is a proud, merciless leader who despises hippies just as much as the Vietnamese.

Key Line: "Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality."




My Rocking New Phone


I'm loving this new phone!! It's called the ROKR by Motorola, and the name pretty much says it all... It might as well be an MP3 player, with great sound quality, easy access, and 2 GB of storage space!! Its nice to finally have an awesome phone! A sleek modern phone where I can send and receive picture messages, or use any song i want as a customized ringtone! Now I can take my music anywhere with me!!

-anyway, more Villains Coming Up!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Top 50 Villains: 40-31

40. Severus Snape

Movie: Harry Potter
Year: 2001
Actor: Alan Rickman

Why: Snape has a very dark mystique about him, that has always made him one of the most intriguing characters in Harry Potter. As the professor of Potions, and house-leader of "Slytherin", he is the most feared person at "Hogwarts". Snape despises Harry and makes his life at Hogwarts a living hell. He was a former "Death-Eater"yet sacrifices his life in the end for Harry Potter... What an admirable villain!!

Key Line: "Clearly fame isn't everything, is it Mr. Potter?"




39. Coach Bud Kilmer

Movie: Varsity Blues
Year: 1999
Actor: Jon Voight

Why: This racist, high school football coach refuses to lose and will stop at nothing to win his state championship. Coach Kilmer is a typical conservative Texan who puts his ego above everything and everyone... he is as cold-blooded as they come, and must win at all costs, even if it means risking the health of his own players...

Key Line: "You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know!"



38. Tommy DeVito

Movie: Goodfellas
Year: 1992
Actor: Joe Pesci
Why: He's a hot-headed, Italian Mafia man, on his way to the top, and isn't afraid to kill those who disrespect him.... Sure he may not look like much, or even sound like much, but he definitely knows how to pack a punch when it counts.

Key Line: "No, No, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the Fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's so funny?"



37. Frank Costello

Movie: The Departed
Year: 2006
Actor: Jack Nicholson

Why: Frank Costello is an untouchable Irish Mob Boss, with a serious rat problem that is driving him insane. He is a ruthless person who believes that no one gives you anything, you have to take it. He is not afraid to get his hands dirty, and shows his true madness when he begins to play with a cut-off, bloody, hand...

Key Line: "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

36. King Agamemnon

Movie: Troy
Year: 2004
Actor: Brian Cox

Why: This war-mongering king believes that peace is for women and the weak. He unites the entire nation of Greece to wage war on Troy... He does not care for his brother's kidnapped wife, "Helen" nor his finest warrior, "Achilles"... He cares only for wealth and glory! He believes the world is his for the taking!

Key Line: "LET TROY BURN!!!"

35. Sweeney Todd

Movie: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Year: 2007
Actor: Johnny Depp

Why: After being falsely sentenced, this skilled barber changes his name to Sweeny Todd and re-opens his barber shop on Fleet Street. As an act of vengeance, he begins a mass-murder spree by cutting the scalps of his customers and serving them in Mrs. Lovett's pies. Who ever thought a musical could produce such a twisted villain.

Key Line: "I Will Have Vengeance!"




34. Derek Vineyard

Movie: American History X
Year: 2000
Actor: Edward Norton

Why: This intelligent white supremacist is a passionate leader of a Neo-Nazi underground based in L.A. He is an angry, obsessive, know-it-all person with some serious grudges. After he decapitates two black men, he spends some time in jail where he begins to rethink life. He makes for a very chilling yet realistic villain...

Key Line: "Every night, thousands of these parasites steam across the border like some fucking pinata exploded. Don't laugh! There's nothing funny going on here!"



33. Jules Winnfield

Movie: Pulp Fiction
Year: 1994
Actor: Samuel Jackson

Why: Jules Winnfield is the ultimate bad-ass mother fucker of L.A. With his classic perm hairdo, he works as a hit-man for Marcellus, until he has a sudden spiritual awakening. He is best known for reciting Ezekiel 25:17 before popping a cap in somebody's ass.

Key Line: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"



32. Antonio Salieri

Movie: Amadeus
Year: 1984
Actor: F. Murray Abraham

Why: This sophisticated musician of mediocrity lives a life of jealousy and claims that God has abandoned him... that God mocks him through the genius of Mozart... Having lost all his faith, Salieri decides to develop a master-plan to drive Mozart into madness... He becomes Mozart's final death requiem, yet later falls into madness himself...

Key Line: "I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint!"




31. Mola Ran

Movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Year: 1984
Actor: Amrish Puri

Why: This demonic priest performs human sacrifices and rituals by pulling out the person's heart, then dropping them down into burning hot lava... He is as freaky as they come, especially when his eyes glow with excitement as he pulls out his victim's heart...

Key Line: "You Don't believe me? You will Dr. Jones. You will be a true believer!"